porque eu adorei essa piada.

a man goes into a bar and says:

hey man, man, gimme some wine.

there's no wine - answers the barman.

ok, so gimme a beer.

right.

the guy drinks the beer.

5 min later: hey man, man, gimme some wine.

there's no wine, sr.

ok, so gimme another beer.

the guy drinks another beer.

and then 5 min later the guy asks for some wine.

the barman says:

man, let's do a game. a spelling game, right?

right.

spell 'cat', like in caterpillar.

c-a-t.

ok, now spell dog, like in dogville

d-o-g.

right, now spell fuck, like in wine.

f-u... wait, there's no fuck in wine!

RIGHT, THERE'S NO FUCKING WINE!